whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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