I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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