love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Dear god my vagina.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize