So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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