awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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