hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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