Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Randomize
