Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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