if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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