we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Randomize
