I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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