Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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