I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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