is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Randomize
