Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
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