Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Houston, we have a squirter
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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