is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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