...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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