They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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