Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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