Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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