you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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