Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Never underestimate the power of titties
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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