Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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