he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
it glows. i had to have it.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
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