..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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