Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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