That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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