The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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