My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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