Can Purell be used as lube?
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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