Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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