PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
