dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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