I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Randomize
