I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
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