Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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