Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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