Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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