ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
porn star boner night. come get it.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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