if you like me you must not know who I am
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Randomize
