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I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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