I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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