absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I can't turn off my feet"
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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