You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
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