Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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