I want to stick my p in your. b.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize