After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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