Sponge bath it is.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
And then he peed in my hair
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