ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
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