Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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