Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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